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), ADAM: Somebody do something! Its about love! LYDIA: Yeah, you said Stop acting so weird, I need this job., DELIA: No! Where do books go when they die? Well, I dont know, book. FROM TETRALOGY OF FALLOT IN MY PULMONARY ARTERY! Strangers. But, if youre going to live like a ghost, you have to follow the rules. ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! Im going to find mom! Wheres your handbook? DELIA: Well, Im so happy for all of you. Sayonara. You know what it feels like to get everything you thought you ever wanted, but still feel like no one will every love you? CENSUS AGENT: Hello, I'm with the U.S. Census Bureau, got time for a few, OH MY GOD! BEETLEJUICE: Boy, do you know how to pick em or what? LYDIA: Yeah. What if Lydias in my head right now? MAXIE DEAN: Great idea, Im famished. DELIA: What are you talking about? ADAM: Do you mean us? After everything Ive done for her. The script was . DELIA: But what if its Lydia? You'll know that I've abandoned hope. BARBARA: Thats so strange, Its not hot. Im bringing my mom back! Im bringing my mom back, and none of you can stop me! And I want everyone here to know it. Unless, are you horribly disfigured? ADAM: Barbara, run! We're gonna be rich! She would start drinking, and Id be like Mom stop drinking. Im here to find my-, MISS ARGENTINA: Girl! COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! Do you think you would mind leaving and never coming back? BEETLEJUICE: Okay! Home Explore Songbook Top Artists Groups Apps Get VIP. CHARLES: You think this is what I want? I relate to it in so many ways, especially in Lydia's journey through grief. Right now, no matter what I do, I cannot affect the world of the living. BARBARA: That needy pervert was right. IM TIRED OF TRYIN TO IRON OUT MY CREASES, HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEAL, YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME, ARE YOU RECEIVING? LYDIA: The Netherworld? And you won't believe how far I'll go. Oh father dear! TAKE YOUR PLACES I WANT SCARY FACES NOW GO! LYDIA: Well, Im not going with them! And then, spring the trap. BEETLEJUICE: Wow! Now I just need to convince Maxie Dean. The musical premiered at the National Theatre, Washington, D.C. in October 2018, prior to opening on Broadway at the Winter Garden Theatre on April 25, 2019. (LYDIA stabs him.) Teen And Up Audiences. One big dark room. Look at you. I'm totally enchanted. DELIA: Otho, I noticed that the Soulbox is both glowing and making a noise. BEETLEJUICE: No, she did! Its like a green card thing! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah. FORESHADOWING. Its time for Americas favorite game show! MAITLANDS: BJ IS A GRADUATE OF JUILLIARD! Youre all going to die. BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: THE SOUND OF HEART EXPLODING INSIDE A CHEST, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE IN TOWN, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. DELIA: Lydia, look, I know that youre upset, but maybe this is meant to be. I designed it to reflect wealth, sophistication, and above all-. Beetlejuice tickets will be available to purchase soon. Tagged: Rhymes, Juice, Loose. So mean. It sayswe should draw a door. BEETLEJUICE: DON'T YOU WANNA SEE DAD SUFFER? Thats why youre stuck in the attic! OTHO: I dont know. Are you all right? Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? ), BARBARA: MAITLANDS 2.0! BEETLEJUICE: Sorry, kid. Lydia stopped short in the doorway, then began to laugh. Let's haunt this bitch! CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. He was already dead. Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Lydia? All you gotta do is say my name. (DELIA screams.) "PROLOGUE: INVISIBLE" ENSEMBLE: DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. THEY'RE SWEET, BUT I'M A DEMON STRAIGHT FROM HELL, (LYDIA pushes BEETLEJUICE off of the roof.). ADAM: You away from her! BEETLEJUICE: Hi! 4) "JAG" 18) The film "Beetlejuice" ended with Lydia dancing to what song? Hope I didnt scare you (screams) ARITHMIA 1234. Thats the rule. BEETLEJUICE: Babs, I get it, I totally get it, but the two of you are special. Teeter played the role of Lydia in the hit musical, and her performance was nothing short of amazing. JUNO: I shouldve guessed youd be mixed up in all of this! CHARLES: Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a prenuptial agreement and be my second wife? Oldest trick in the book! BARBARA: Yeah! Cmon. Uh, hey! Charles! Oh god, just the thought of that makes me so ANGRY! Girl, just say it three times in a row. LYDIA: Whats wrong sugarlumps? A ballad already? The man next to me You brought him to life, just so you could kill him? LYDIA: Then Ill find a way to do it myself. BEETLEJUICE: Why does everyone KEEP LEAVING ME! And here we are sneaking around like two teenagers at a church picnic. Beetlejuice will play its first show on Friday, April 8, 2022, it was announced Monday. Welcome! DELIA: Knock Knock! CHARLES: Lydia, this is a good thing. From comedy to drama and everything in between, we hope that you can find one that you love. A few nights before she- before the end, Emily took my hand and said, I know you wanna fix it. Lydia: i can't change anything. Oh my god! LYDIA: We gotta get out of here! ADAM: So, Lydia since you can see us, let me get right to the point. No one is like me! And its not fair, you know? BARBARA: It was SO hard! New productions headed our way include "Six," the musical that turns the six wives of Henry VIII into pop icons; "Beetlejuice," the musical spin on Tim Burton's 1988 film starring . Also, no liquids! Its like against the law at my house. So! CHARLES: Hey! (chuckling.) This sappy subplot robs the musical of macabre and fits the story as well as O.J.'s glove. JUNO: My name is Juno! ADAM: Oh god! However, we have dozens of other monologues that you can read. ADAM: The electoral college! And speaking of, right on time! Enjoy live events at insider prices. The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, Let's make some more people scream! CHARLES: I already did change. Ready, Set, Not Yet - Adam . Im not going anywhere! ADAM Hey old girl! Beetlejuice The Musical Merchandise, Music & Videos - Click . We did find that out. Mom was the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe! The Preacher, Beetlejuice, and Lydia. Lydia, I know you wont let me down. Im on your side, and I always will be. ALL GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, BEETLEJUICE: AHHHHHHH!! LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! Were still together. I have been waiting for so long for you people to die, and now youre here and I just think were going to make such a great team, dont you? THE MAITLANDS: (ghostly.) And now, finally theyre about to die! CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. You know, my guru Otho says Depression is like an ugly sweater. So if you wanna save Barbara, then I need you to marry me! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. Once Im dead, my dad will be sorry! Lydia: No! BUT NOTHING'S A CHORE WHEN YOU'RE RESTORING, APART FROM FRUSTRATION, PAIN, AND FINANCIAL DRAIN. LYDIA: YeahItd be terrible if we all let each other down, DELIA: (Rings Triangle.) Thank god. CHARLES: Youre right. This is what you get! I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. Lets say we are dead thats bad, obviously, but hey, maybe! AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS MY ANGER BECAUSE AS A SOCIETY WE DONT TEACH MEN HOW TO PROCESS THEIR ANGER, SO MAYBE ILL JUST TRYMURDER! *attempts to jump again. 119. When Lydia calls on Beetlejuice to scare away her . LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? Now rise, and be released from death! Oh, Adam, were just getting started! OTHO: Its Kevin! (snaps photo.) Netherworld. I thought these were twin sheets! It is based on the 1988 film of the same name, directed by Tim Burton with story by Michael McDowell and Larry Wilson, about a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (pronounced . This is such an interesting font! Dont you remember when we moved in? . DELIA: Oh! Yeah. Can everybody see me? CHARLES: Thats because Im trying to Delia, do your job please, life coach her. Wait, why aren't you dancing? You asked me, I'm answering. Beetlejuice is ruder, raunchier and frankly, more repellent than ever in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film. I need a wife. Okay, new plan. With a lovely family inside. NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! CHARLES: OkayOtho! Is this it? Hes here! ADAM: What other choice do we have? And their eyes! DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. So this is what you get! And then she was like But I dont have any baby oil! and then I was like Well, Ive got some guacamole. And that is how I made nachos with Catherine Hepburn. I dont know what I did. (a beat.) You old swaddler! BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! And you wont even say her name. I WANT SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN, OR IM DONE TAKE ME WHERE MY SOUL CAN RUN, OR ILL BE IN MY BEDROOM WAKE ME WHEN IM TWENTY-ONE, WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME. CHARLES: Delia, there is nothing in your head. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. It will play its final show at the Marquis Theater on Jan. 8, 2023. CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. We couldve been such a great team. Well that was a soliloquy, so you're the one who's being rude. I- Im your father. Beetlejuice : I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. Well that wouldve been good to know. When she entered the kitchen there was Beetlejuice at the table, working on a crossword, wearing brand new reading glasses. 3."My whole life is a dark room. SPIN! So much poise! YEAH! Prrokie! OTHO: (offstage.) BEETLEJUICE: No. BEETLEJUICE: Nice moves Lydia! We left each other behind. From an outfit standpoint, her clothes launched the mood boards of many goth girls. (a beat.) NOW LETS SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE YOU KNOW, AND IF I HEAR YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING, ILL KILL YOU MYSELF, BEETLEJUICE: YOURE, YOURE GONNA BE FINE, DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YEAH, I KNOW YOURE WOKE, BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE, AND EVERY SHOW I DO LIKE A TON OF COKE HERE, BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, ENSEMBLE: DEATH IS TABOO, BUT IT'S HARDLY SOMETHING NEW, THERE'S NOTHING MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS CAN DO, BEETLEJUICE IF YOU DIE WHILE WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE, THE SHOW WILL NOT STOP, AND ON A CERTAIN DATE, THE UNIVERSE KILLS YOU, SO, HOW BOUT WE ALL MAKE A START (DIES IRAE! (a beat.) LYDIA: Mother nearest, heart how dearest. LYDIA: A SOUND THAT MEANS NO MORE CONDESCENDING ADULTS HANGING AROUND, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: EACH WAIL AND EACH MOAN. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. She held her lip between her teeth and went to find him at once. LYDIA: Dad! BARBARA: Wait, what? And so do I! Lets get you finished! ADAM: Wed love it! Life is a goddamn roller coaster, I dont know how you people do that. I might have to get a little nasty. LYDIA: He doesnt see me either. Im the perfect person to help you battle your ghost. I can bring your daddy so much pain. LYDIA: Oh. Cuz, shed love this! Now you remember what my guru Otho says! Hey guys? It bridged the cultural gap between the cult movie and the studio movie, making a genre-movie quirkiness acceptable to the mainstream." New York Times film critic Glenn Kenny 3 Beetle..(bj covers her mouth) BJ: She's a little nervous. : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. We are father, daughter, and Delia. 2."Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. And choosing the people you wanna share it with! Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! (a beat.) Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. ADAM: What is that? Classic Bait and Switch. OTHO: Delia? LYDIA: Im not going back! LYDIA: WAY BACK WHEN I WAS JUST TEN SIMPLE AND SWEET, EVERYWHERE, FELLAS WOULD STARE OUT ON THE STREET, LYDIA: NOW ONE OF 'EM LOVES ME, WANTS TO BE MINE, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY, MY CREEPY OLD GUY, BARBARA/DELIA: GIRLS MAY SEEM DISGUSTED, BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST SHY, BEETLEJUICE: I AM OLDER, BUT I'M GLAD I WAITED, ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY. I love it! Lydia: I am alone. CHARLES: That demon with the stupid hair, hell be waiting for us. CHARLES: Oh yes, Lydia, she uh, Im afraid she wont be joining us. Beetlejuice - Musical. BARBARA: You cant make every wall an accent wall! ADAM: I gotta say hun, were lucky. ADAM: I know! 7 a script for the sequel was commissioned. This is not working out. Hi, boys! . I mean, no I have an idea, how about instead of impaling yourself on that birdbath, you uh, I dont know, say my name three times. Well you got what you wanted, Dad. Well be right back. Is that why youre wearing those sheets? And the teacher was Wiccan! Im ready for some people to die. Having lost her. Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. I am utterly alone." -Lydia Deetz. Thats what I want too. BARBARA: You were right. BARBARA: Lydia, no, you don't know what will happen. Ooohh? THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! Ah! BEETLEJUICE: Well then you have to learn how to scare them! I had a vision once. I'm talkin' jump-scares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk. New meat! I'm sure Dad will ruin it. New Car smell people LYDIA: And we, are old book smell people. Im so glad you could make it! But first, I gotta toss the rule book. ADAM: Well, hey I do not see any cops around here! But I swear to you, we will. LYDIA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! So. All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say Hey. BARBARA: We are! beetlejuice baby, when you're toast you're toast and i'm the ghost you're gonna need the most you need a demon who's smart helping you master the art so how 'bout we all make a start on the whole, you know, let's face it mourners (cont'd) dies irae oh so irae dies irae dies irae dies irae ah ah mourners (cont'd) ah ah ah ah ah ah beetlejuice & mourners god i hope you're ready for . Now, we dont have a lot of time. NO! She goes back into the room. JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. BARBARA: I think so! GET OUTTA MY WAY. We mostly just watched and drank wine. A toast to my father and his all important business! Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. We want to help you! You are never gonna regret this! I meant to say. I need to really live, really connect! Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games . ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY! (more chase.) Im crying because Im so happy. BARBARA: You seem like a normal girl to me. 24m. Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. Hold on! Make them think that theyre in control! BEETLJUICE: You know overnight delivery cost extra. I am positive I quoted my guru Otho who said Sadness is like kale salad. DELIA: SUCKS-YES! It couldve been bad! ), THEY GOTTA GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (WE'RE SCARY, VERY VERY SCARY! IS MORE THAN JUST SPACE WITH NO END LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! Well, Bye! GIRL SCOUT: THIS IS IT THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WISHING, HOPING, WORKING, AND PRAYING FOR, THE DAY MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN DELAYING FOR YEARS, IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THEY'RE OVERPROTECTIVE, I WAS BORN WITH ARRHYTHMIA MY HEART IS DEFECTIVE, ONLY TAKES ONE SHOCK AND I COULD BE DEAD FROM THE FEAR, THE GIRL SCOUTS HELPED MY HEART GROW STRONG, THEY'D HAVE MY BACK IF ANYTHING WENT WRONG WITH ME, DISTRACT ME FROM THE FACT THAT MY HEART COULD STOP. Stripey Ghost Man? And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff. TELL MY STORYYYYYY! TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) And breathers worry so much about their stupid little lives, most of them never notice anything strange or unusual unless you make them. Scarecrow. "Things seem pretty quiet. (draws door.) ** The ghost-with-the-most is coming to life on stage in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film of the same . ADAM: I know, I know, me too. BEETLEJUICE: Well make it snappy, I WANT CAKE! Just like, what if Im never happy again? Maybe the most haunting thing about "Beetlejuice," the new musical version of the 1988 Tim Burton movie that is having its world premiere at the National Theatre, is the creepy feeling of . Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. BEETLEJUICE: You heard the lady! Do the research! CHARLES: Sweet Jesus, Delia we need a real exorcist! YOU CAN DIE TOGETHER! Some of the changes in the musical also seem to be influenced by Beetlejuice, the animated series. Broadway's "SCREAMINGLY GOOD FUN!" (Variety) musical comedy is now haunting houses all across the country!Based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film, BEETLEJUICE tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing for stripes. Afraid Id marry her? Welcome to MsMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the Top 10 Dance Scenes in '80s Movies. this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . LYDIA: I dont have a lot of friends so, if I have to live in this stupid house, at least I know Ill have you guys in the attic. Death for the dead. I mean you saw these schmucks up here. AND Im from New Jersey! This is exciting! BEETLEJUICE: NO! BEETLEJUICE: Well then, go fuck yourself. Hes my white whale. Im gonna find my mom! Based on the 1988 film starring Michael Keaton, the musical tells the story of Lydia Deetz, an offbeat teenager whose life changes when her family moves into a home inhabited by a recently . I, myself, am strange and unusual." -Lydia Deetz. to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! AHAHAHAHA SHUT UP! She was my world, too Lydia. Make My Millennium!". ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? BEETLEJUICE: Oh, not so fast Mr. Soulbox. The Maitlands: More Boring Than Brigadoon Thats right, I said it. The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing - Betelgeuse and Ensemble 3. See that tiny little house up there? This is all very believable. BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! BEETLEJUICE: We are gonna make such a great team! BEETLEJUICE: The people who bought your house! LYDIA: NO! Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show?
BEETLEJUICES: ALL WE WANNA DO IS HEAR THAT SOUND. LYDIA: What? Based on Tim Burton's 1988 wonderfully demented film, Beetlejuice The Musical follows Lydia Deetz - a strange and unusual teenager whose life takes an unexpected turn when she meets the former owners of her house - who just happen to be dead - and a degenerate demon from the Netherworld. Normally, I perform exorcisms por bono, but you made me come to Connecticut. BEETLEJUICE Oh, theyre both gonna get it. But we just have to hold onto each other and live through it. I thought she was talking about us. All recently deceased individuals, form a line! Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? The rule bookI present: The Handbook for The Recently Deceased. BEETLEJUICE: NO, WHAT FILLS YOU WITH RAGE? God, you know, your mother knew this was going to happen. Theyre the real villains of this show. BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! Oh I don't see anything -- Aah! I was in a sweat lodge. ADAM: (as if hes possessed.) You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! Mr. Beetlejuice, since we met, you have pinched me, and groped me, and harassed me, sir, and I wanna tell you, in front of all these people, that it has worked! close. And yet, I worry. It is based on Tim Burton's 1988 film of the same name. Then you will know that I am no longer . (a beat.) Leave this house! (a beat.) I dont wanna die! We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! MAXINE: And hell do it! ADAM: Kill?!??!? The ghost-with-the-most comes to the stage in this edgy and irreverent musical comedy based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film. Can I see? Do you understand what Im proposing? Every bit of it. So goodbye . Thats the problem! I FOUND MY FREQUENCY CRYSTALS SPEAK TO ME, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THERE ARE SPIRITUAL GUIDES ABOVE LOOK UP AND SEE 'EM, JUST LISTEN TO THE MELODY THE UNIVERSE SINGS, 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THE UNIVERSE IS JUST THE CONTENTS OF TIME, MATTER AND SPACE, LYDIA: NINETY-ONE BILLION LIGHT-YEARS ACROSS AND THE EARTH'S A SMALL PLACE, THE PACIFIC ISLANDS ARE SINKING BUT NEGATIVE THINKING IS HARDLY THE CAUSE, YOU THINK LIFE IS ALL UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS 'CAUSE YOU'RE BORED, LYDIA: AND POSITIVITY IS A LUXURY THAT FEW CAN AFFORD, DELIA: NO NO NO! Is that an old book? Adam, youre boring. BEETLEJUICE: Thank you! We have a dinner to plan, a house to redecorate-. It's a gold mine! Im Barbara, this is Adam. Start reading. And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. Whatd you do!? Barbara, the pig! Own that. Again. Heres help, heres you. This house is haunted! Were still in our house, all our stuff is here! Playing hardball, huh? Theyre queens! I thought I was bringing my mom back! Shes always like Get a job! or Why is your hair purple? or I shouldve left, like your father. The point is, Maybe we can help each other out, DON'T YOU WANT A PAL? For this list, we'll be looking at the choreography and dance sequences from films spanning between 1980 to 1989 that define this era and the dance genre. Who knows what hes done to Lydia! Now we both got Dead Moms! DELIA: Why thank you, future step-daughter. Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. Call 9-1-1! Up the stairs! 123! My first name is Lawrence. Did I hear the dinner bell? Here you got a solid plan B option. (in a southern accent.) DELIA: And that is depressing. BEETLEJUICE: ZOOBY DOOBY DOOBY, DOOBY DOP AND BOW! who adapted the movie into the musical's script, . Barbara, put her there now put her here, OWWWWW! BEETLEJUICE: Woah! Lets spin the wheel. I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF BEING FLESH AND BONE, BEETLEJUICE: Thats right! LYDIA: Were not a family. Dad, no. Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him. My name is Lydia Deetz. Youll have to open the door to find out. Knock three times. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. No one likes it, throw it out.. LYDIA: I cant change anything! Not answering! Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. . [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. It's like my dad's Ophelia. DELIA: I dont see race. ADAM: I didnt think it was that weak! WE'RE MORE THAN DETRITUS WE'RE FINALLY ALIVE! A fall from that height? MAXINE: See? You give mea bonerhere, its a femur. BARBARA: Im sorry, why are we in the attic? Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! LYDIA: Really? This guy knows what Im talking about, I gotta get out of here! THIS FEATURE IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR PRO MEMBERS. Sucks-Yes! ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). Im sorry everybody. LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. LYDIA: I really like you guys. Thats why youre here. Chuck, I never leave home without them (he and MAXINE erupt into laughter.) BARBARA: SURE, THE GROOM CRAWLED OUT OF A TOMB, BARBARA/DELIA: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, I WANNA SEE A TEAR IN EVERY EYE AS I PASS BY, I KNOW THAT ON THE OUTSIDE HE'S DISGUSTING, BUT I KNOW THAT THIS TIME, I'M MAKIN' IT RIGHT, ALL: HERE COMES THE BRIDE HERE COMES THE BRIDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME CULTURES THINK THIS KIND OF THING'S ALRIGHT, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY MY CREEPY OLD GUY. Thank you for being here. I realized that I dont want to go through life alone. Ugh, classic Maitlands. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. The man next to me is the one I want. Id like to meet my fianc, Delia. I sense your touch. (THE MAITLANDS nod.) THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. Keep it coming gentleman! In her eyes, her ability to "gut" the house is connected to her ability to express, from which Charles is blocking her. Unusual unless you make them Sign up for PRO to view suggested audition monologues or songs for an character...: Babs, I got ta be so sexy me too what I want SCARY FACES now!... Let me down the passing of Emily Deetz but, if youre going to happen guessed... On Tim Burton & # x27 ; BEING dead & # x27 ; abandoned. 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